I know I shouldn't have to, and I know this makes me less of a man, but I think I need to say that this is a great, great, great exaggeration. I do not at all endorse, support or feel any of what this story is about*. It's a bad thing!

With that said, here's this story. It's another instance of having the first few lines blaring on repeat on in my head. Based slightly on a true event, I think it's a part of our humanity we ought to acknowledge before hiding away in the back of our minds (next to that time you dropped a squirt gun on your sisters head from one story up).

Sorry for all the peeps that read my stuff for the mad laughs, I promise a funny thing will be put up sometime soon!

Well, enjoy this story! Well, not really. Please, get an odd creeping feeling of fear and anxiety from this story!

*not 100% true. I think it's safe to say everyone has had a rape fantasy at some point. You know what? lets drop it and pretend I never have and am a stand-up citizen worthy of mimic.